Children To Avoid

Concept, Writing, Illustration, Design:

(Ahem . . .)

Albert is known for the ankles he bites.

Beatrix offers to play from great heights.

Carol likes spitting on nearby parked cars.

While Dexter examines the bugs in his jars.


Fred likes to bang on the side of his head.

Gerald sees faces in blank TV static.


I did the whole alphabet, illustrated images for each, and my agent placed them in front of many publishers. All rejected it. Oh well.

Click on the images to see the website. This project, written under the pseudonym Paddington Frisk is still looking for a publisher. Is that a surprise to anyone?

Book Cover Design

Logos & Package Design

Digital Design